Pc/Wokery Still Going Crazy...?

[woodelf]

After shopping, at local bus station, drivers were changing over and our new driver announced, "Hello, I am your steering wheel attendant."...have any other ABers met PC/Wokery in their midst? Ta Muchly and Keep Well and Warm!

[aelmpvw]

i'm guessing you got a bus driver with a sense of humour . . .

[Mamyalynne]

Agree Ael, they sound like a character - which is good.

[Stableford]

He/she/they sound like he/she/they have a sense of humour. Every credit to him/her/them/they for his/her/their efforts to cause the least offence to his/her/their passengers, be they L, G, ,B, T, Q, W, E, R, T, Y etc etc

[barry1010]

I do like a cheery bus driver

[woodelf]

I hope so too Ael, though there were only three of us on bus at time and though we had a good laugh, I suppose he/she/him/her/it//etc could have wished for a wider audience!..Big Waves and Smiles to you Mamya! - and Hi To Stable...a new one/two or three to me/it/them/ and I hope this reply gets to where it is supposed to, as my screen reader, be it men/women/moth/machine or whichever derivation, as it is playing up or down or sideways and has got the hump, as I am faffing about between google chrome and internet explorer and I, if in factI am I, wherefore I'm not sure I am but anyhow who is or isn't we or they don't know...or care!...I've had enough - or someone has!

[Mamyalynne]

Mamya waves back - big smile x

[Mozz71]

I'll be honest Woodelf, you were heading into Peter Pedant territory by the end of that post :-D

[Stableford]

Lol^

[woodelf]

'Were heading', Mozz?...blimey, I didn't know I was that close to heresy or even hearsay or whoever they were or even are, but I or whoever and we'll all get bored with that or this before too long - "sure will" say all - so less of this mindless babble or even bubble and get the hell back to beelzeebubble before they come and take me away and I'll have nowhere left to play - but if it all brings a smile then it's been worth my while, but if not, then I'll just rot!...but until then, like Arnie Salt 'n' Vinegar used to say "I'll be back!"..."Oh no," cries the confounded mass of ABers, "that wold be more than flash and blood could stand!" then switch the vowel and washit out and all hail Nap the 14th! - and Hi Sunny Dave, Keep On Shinin' On!

[Peter Pedant]

wasnt there a wolverhampton train er attendant
" no matter how sad you feel please do not try to flush your sweater down the train lavatory...."

[jno]

tube driver announcements can be funny.

"Apologies for the delay... they're actually testing new self driven trains... oh wait, I don't think I was meant to tell you that."

"We're cruising at an altitude of minus 35 metres. The local time at our destination is 5.45pm and the temperature is four degrees."

"Please take your belongings with you. If you don't I'll just sell them on eBay."

[Mamyalynne]

Love that Jno :-)

Not far off PP.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/39082/i-can-see-you-the-strange-story-of-virgin-trains-oddly-aware-talking-toilets

[rowanwitch]

There used to be a brilliant guard on the Liverpool Southend line. He would have most of the train laughing. Jokes, dodgy weather forecasts, suggestions for the weekend, sometimes after a rubbish day at work it was just what folk needed.

[zylaphone]

Love it!!!

[Tuvok]

Search Youtube for Kennedy Steve - he was a air traffic controller at JFK - so quick off the mark when replying to pilots etc

[Mamyalynne]