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Mrs Overall - Author's CV
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Born : Evangeline Honoria Housecoat - Goole 1942
(The result of an encounter between a Latvian Seaman and a Grimsby Fishwife during a doodlebug raid in 1941 - precautions had been taken but the packet was subsequently seen to have been marked 'Antoine AV de Condom - best before 1918')
Education : St Euphemia's Primary School - Sisters of the Sacred Marigold,
St Gonad's Secondary Modern - O levels in Domestic Science and Applied Poisons
Finishing School : Scholarship to "Les Filles Qui Vient" - International School of Modelling - Walsall
Career : Cover Girl May 1963 - "Carp Fondlers Gazette and Chip Shop Echo"
Married #1 - June 1963- Stavros Overall (Prop "Granny's Leg Kebab House, Dudley")
Divorced Sept 1964 - "Incompatible Haddock"
Married #2 - 1971 - Anstruther Overall (no relation) (Landlord "The Whitby Ferret")
Divorced 1974 - "Incompatible Ferrets"
Married #3 - 1985 - Dr Severus Ignatius Sqad (NHS Consultant in Proctology, also in Private Practice as a Cosmetic Surgeon, Harley Street, Scunthorpe - "Your Boobs are My Business")
Divorced 1996 - "Incompatible Lingerie"
Bibliography :
"Dracula - A bite sized companion"
"Craft - A bite sized companion"
"Bridlington - WHY?"
"TonyAV - Condoms through the ages"
"TOWIE- The Only Whippet in Essex"
(The result of an encounter between a Latvian Seaman and a Grimsby Fishwife during a doodlebug raid in 1941 - precautions had been taken but the packet was subsequently seen to have been marked 'Antoine AV de Condom - best before 1918')
Education : St Euphemia's Primary School - Sisters of the Sacred Marigold,
St Gonad's Secondary Modern - O levels in Domestic Science and Applied Poisons
Finishing School : Scholarship to "Les Filles Qui Vient" - International School of Modelling - Walsall
Career : Cover Girl May 1963 - "Carp Fondlers Gazette and Chip Shop Echo"
Married #1 - June 1963- Stavros Overall (Prop "Granny's Leg Kebab House, Dudley")
Divorced Sept 1964 - "Incompatible Haddock"
Married #2 - 1971 - Anstruther Overall (no relation) (Landlord "The Whitby Ferret")
Divorced 1974 - "Incompatible Ferrets"
Married #3 - 1985 - Dr Severus Ignatius Sqad (NHS Consultant in Proctology, also in Private Practice as a Cosmetic Surgeon, Harley Street, Scunthorpe - "Your Boobs are My Business")
Divorced 1996 - "Incompatible Lingerie"
Bibliography :
"Dracula - A bite sized companion"
"Craft - A bite sized companion"
"Bridlington - WHY?"
"TonyAV - Condoms through the ages"
"TOWIE- The Only Whippet in Essex"
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