It was awful Jenna - I swear, I'm a nurse and am more than used to poop and the like, and even I nearly heaved. Worse still, I'm pretty sure it was human. I was too embarrassed to mention it, so I just made some lame excuse and got out gasping for air as quickly as I could.
Noooo - it was (foolishly) a blind date / one night stand in the West Midlands. Does your single friend have a habit of leaving a...er...dirty protest on a date then? lol