What would you do...

[tartanwiz]

...if a giant penguin fell on you? I mean, what CAN you do?

[derbyram]

take the wrapper off and eat my way out!

[Cetti]

I know what's happened TW, there's not enough road kill to stuff and you're bored, aren't you?

[jills]

what is it with you and animals??? First the ram...now the penguin!???? You wanna be a British Steve Urwin or what???

[jil1986]

wot have you been smoking ?

[Casey]

The simple answer would be... DIE!!

[Janetex]

Would that be a giant fairy penguin or a giant emperor penguin - it does matter.

[armadillo]

Uh, well I'd squirm a bit- but most importantly push it off me and run! That would be so funny..

[jills]

You're lucky tho...your hard outer shell would protect you Armadillo!

[brawburd]

I would have a shower to get rid of the smell of fish. Then I would take it out for a tuna toastie.

[fingerpie]

kiss its sweet little @ss!

[Greedyfly]

I would take it home, Ive always wanted a penguin

[tartanwiz]

To save time, three stars to all of you, but thanks Cetti for remembering my hobby!

[Cetti]

How could I forget dear heart! Now, have a look at the date of this last post - spooky eh...?

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[cobweb]

I've never had a penguin fall on me but i had an unpleasant experience at the zoo watching penguins being fed...the keeper lobbed a disgustingly well dead fish which flew by the penguins and walloped me right on the arm. Slimy and gross. Boy was i popular in the car on the way home!

[tartanwiz]

Really, though, what CAN you do? Sue the council? Soo the Panda? Lenny the Lion? How do you Lenny the Lion anyway? Well, you go to Glasgow Zoo (hiring department) and ask the Head Keeper if you can get a loan of the lion, which translated into Glaswegian is: 'Haw mate! Can ah get a lenny the lion?' :o)

[wildwood]

It is definitely time you went back to work TW.

[bernardo]

If I were still alive and not killed by the impact, I would probably think "Where the ---- did that ---- penguin come from?!?"

[tartanwiz]

I'm surprised none of you have suggested get a giant Batman to chase it away.