what if.................?

mnko | 17:55 Mon 18th Sep 2006 | Body & Soul

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What if....

It would be good to have our life to live backwards.
You start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you
get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then ....
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

Parents and divorce at 66

I have just been sent this....

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joko

one by one, all your friends would suddenly dissappear out of your life and you'd forget them

and imagine doing a number 2!!!

or walking along the road and spying a pool of vom and worrying that as you got nearer, would you suddenly have to suck it up...bleurgh!

and hoovering!