It Just Gets Worse

[LadyCG]

Apparently waiting lists are getting longer and longer and you can now wait up to five years for gender reassignment surgery.

My husband has just told me he wouldn't have put in for it if he'd known.

[bednobs]

if you go private it's quicker

[LadyCG]

Yes, but the parsimonious git would expect me to pay for it.

[bednobs]

just say no (no!)

[LadyCG]

And I'm definitely not "going private" with him ever again.

[bednobs]

[Sqad]

Call me old fashioned LadyCG, you are definitely a woman but are you telling us that you married a transgender?

[LadyCG]

No, Sqad, it's just my husband's sense of humour.

Thanks for killing the thread.

[Sqad]

LOL.....I am completely confused.....or thick. LOL

[Khandro]

Lady CG, Your OP made me smile straight away :0)

[RandyMarsh]

did someone leave themselves logged in?

[weecalf]

Might have to change the name from waiting list to You’ll be lucky .I’m waiting for a pain killing injection for 10 months .Thing I’ll just phone up and tell them please give it to some one else as I’m not to bad now .

[mushroom25]

it's like being in a call centre queue - "your call is important to us. and now we're going to keep you on hold until your call is no longer important to you".

[-SharonA-]

Cannot you perform the op? Sharp knife and all is reassigned!!

[LadyCG]

I'd have to well and truly knock him out first, Sharon ;)