A man goes to the doctors complaining of a bad stomach ache.The doctor examines him and diagnoses a bowel problem for which he prescribes suppositories . The man collects his prescription from the chemist's and goes home.
A week later he returns to the doctor complaining that he still has abd stomach ache.The doctor asks him if the suppositories had eased the pain at all
The man replies " No doc, and for all the good they did I might as well shoved them up my ass".