What A Tool

[McMouse]

I wanted to do a joke about tools but awl I could think of was this.

[jno]

I saw what you did there.

[McMouse]

You think I nailed it?

[sanmac]

Jno, your comment just adze to the theme.

[jno]

Plane daft, if you axe me.

[Hopkirk]

I'll file these puns for future use.

[Hopkirk]

I was going to ask if you have any vices, but I had better not rake up your past.

[McMouse]

Will sieve through these answers to route out the best one.

[Hopkirk]

I am off for a drink at The Plough with my mates Jack Hammer and Allen Key.

[Patsy33]

You seem very measured.
I bet you have chiseled looks, too...

[Atheist]

I have got a twelve inch tool,
But I don't use it as a rule.

[William51]

I bought a job lot of sandpaper but got a rough deal.