Won't Be Long Until You Get Your Call-Up

[LadyCG]

https://ibb.co/F0THBBk

My dad sent this to my very stupid uncle (thankfully not blood-related) and he went into full-on panic mode

:-)

[LadyCG]

"Sponsored by Mars™ the official snack food of World War III"

Hahaha !!

[Zacs-Master]

Your uncle must be very VERY stupid.

[LadyCG]

ZM, quite possibly the most stupid man in all creation.

[Zacs-Master]

Indeed.

[LadyCG]

Glad you saw the funny side of it, ZM.

[DTCwordfan]

sent on to four people - reminds me of the Reverend Elton Jones one and I suspect that your 'uncle' would fall for this one too.

[Arksided]

That's just mean.

[DTCwordfan]

The Reverend Elton Jones

The Rescue Mission
13, Hector Avenue
Ely
Cambridgeshire CB6 1AY

The Reverend Elton Jones

Dear (Insert your target name here),

Perhaps you have heard of me & my nationwide campaign to further the cause of Temperance. Each Year for the past fourteen, I have made a tour of the United Kingdom mainly to Scotland and Northern Ireland but also insert your county of choice as in the victim's location
During these visits, I have delivered a series of lectures on the evils of drinking. On these tours I have been accompanied by my young friend and assistant, Clyde Lindstrom. Clyde, a young man of good family and excellent background and education is a pathetic example of life ruined by excessive indulgence in whisky and women.

Clyde would appear with me at the lectures and sit on the platform wheezing, staring at the audience through bleary, bloodshot eyes, sweating profusely, picking his nose, passing gas, and making obscene gestures, while I would point him out as an example of what drinking, etc., can do to a person.

Last summer, unfortunately, Clyde died. A mutual friend has given me your name, and I am wondering if you would care to take Clyde's place on my next 2022 tour?

Very truly yours,

Reverend Elton Jones

The Rescue Mission

[Barmaid]

The tank comment floored me! :)

[piggynose]

pmsl

[Ken4155]

Who dresses your uncle each day?

[LadyCG]

Gok Wan

[mallyh]

very good loved it ,got jokey letters similar to this when mr mally was in the mob x

[THECORBYLOON]

I'm sure all Ukrainians will appreciate the "joke".

[youngmafbog]

Yes, well I am sure you are the centre of all the fun at parties.