Totally Puerile But Unforgettable

[johnny.5]

milk, milk lemonade around the corner chocolate's made

are there any more very childish rhymes you can remember ?

[TheWinner]

If you step on a crack,
You'll marry a rat,
and a blackjack
will come to your wedding.

[TheWinner]

or sometimes:
if you tread on a nick,
you'll marry a stick,
and a blackjack
will come to your wedding.

[DTCwordfan]

Randy Andy sat on a wall
Randy Andy had a great fall
All the Royal Family and all the Queen's men
Couldn't put Randy Andy together again

And didn't want to either.


Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand fillies
He marched them up to the top floor of the house
And he forgot they weren't on pillies.

[TheWinner]

I saw in todays paper...
The grand old Duke of York,
He had 12 million quid,
He gave it to someone he never met,
for something he never did.

[TheWinner]

Not a rhyme, but my dad always used to make us laugh, when he said, "if you can't fight, wear a big hat". We never knew where that had come from until we saw this. Do you think there is a connection with the saying?
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+do+the+queen%27s+guards+wear+bearskin+hats&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB958GB958&oq=why+do+the+queen%27s+guards+wear+bears&aqs=chrome.0.0i512j69i57j0i22i30l2j0i390l4.19576j0j15&sourceid=chrome&;ie=UTF-8

[Arksided]

They're was a young man from boloshum
Who took out his balls to wash 'em

His wife said jack you'd best put 'em back
or I'll sit on the b"ggers and squah 'em.

It was of course a reference to footballs...

[DTCwordfan]

I remember this one, Johnny,

Johnny.
Yes papa?
Eating sugar?
No papa.
Telling lies?
No papa.
Open your mouth.
Ha-ha-ha!
Here's some flies.....

Am I Right ?
I'm Not Wrong !

[Arksided]

Burp!

Pardon me for being so rude
It was not me it was my food

If it goes below my heart
It will turn into a "art.