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stocksman | 15:47 Tue 08th Mar 2022 | Jokes
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Jesus went from Jericho to Jerusalem on his ass.
Must be true, it's in the Bible.
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Avatar Image Peter Pedant
sorry greatest feat of elasticity

Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem ....
15:49 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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I don't think he believed in possessions - probably used someone else's ass.
15:53 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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At the end of the day, it is only a story.
15:59 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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gor blimey

Jesus and possessions

This is one of the themes in Um Eco's Thingey of the doo-dah ( Rose). The fatres minores wonder....

Did Jesus have a purse wiv moolah in? The cardinal was asked to rule. Because - - - ownership (title) of moolah passed when you gave it to someone.
so If Jesus had a purse, then he had money, so he had title so he had possessions

no need for a vow of poverty....

can anyone help us to get to the er bottom of this?
16:06 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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// probably used someone else's ass.//

hmm cd be true - at a stretch
16:07 Tue 08th Mar 2022

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