What Shoulde The Most Refined Man Like Me Do?

[TherefinedByron]

I kindly request a tapster to serve lager in a test tube and a 500ml beaker of mine but he refused my humble request. I prefer to drink from test tubes, beakers than glasses. Only downtrodden blokes would drink from glasses.
Drinking from test tubes makes me: The Motht Refined Man on Earthe!

[ToraToraTora]

Right oh!

[sanmac]

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in switch licour...

[bookbinder]

Noble lord, in my humble opinion (and I hesitate to proffer this to your most exalted personage) it may perhaps be not a bad notion to change your preferred tavern. Surely, there must be somewhere an obliging tapster who would be willing to be of service to such a noble person as your good self. After all is said and done, anyone must be able to take note that you are a man of means, and are likely to spend your sovereigns in a welcoming tavern, rather than in an unwelcoming inn.

[jourdain2]

Nice one sanmac. I've got a copy of Beowulf somewhere - if I could be bothered to dig it out.

[Arksided]

If it glows don't drink it, also if it says Gin on the side.

[jourdain2]

I've just had a thought TherefinedByron. I knew there was something unrefined about your post - it's the beaker - ditch the beaker fast - a truly refined person would never drink 500ml.. A gill or a pint. Free advice. I think I've saved you from a social solecism there - phew!
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