How Shoulde I Properly Milk A Pigeon?

[TherefinedByron]

I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce some dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?

[Tilly2]

You have to stick your head down its beak to retrieve the milk.

[Tilly2]

...like a squab does.

[johnny.5]

maybe you are feeding it wrong !

try fresh red herring in avocado butter

[davebro]

grab two of the teats with both hands...

[youngmafbog]

Eat it. Pigeon makes a very nice starter with a rich red wine sauce.

[steg]

Hi Byron
I think you may have mixed up ‘coo’ and ‘doo’
(Scots for cow and pigeon)

[Peter Pedant]

I have - - he hath
I have --- he hath - fell out of use around 150 y before Byron ( 1650-1800)

thou hast just to complete it - out by 1680