Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

[1ozzy]

Thank Christ it wasn't a Croc.

[emmie]

lol ^

[dannyk13]

Was it SABOTage?

[1ozzy]

You got a shoe in there Danny;-)

[mallyh]

was it a jimmy phoo?

[Hopkirk]

I think I can clear it if I give it some welly.

[Patsy33]

I'd need some Dutch courage to get that out!...