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Things Said In Court
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Following on from Khandro's court humour thread last night, I though that this (from the wonderful Bored Panda site) might make some people here smile ;-)
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Judge asks "what are the Beatles?" again - todays times
the not very good Grauniad article is here
https:/ /www.th eguardi an.com/ world/2 022/mar /31/isl amic-st ate-hos tages-w ere-for ced-to- fight-e ach-oth er-us-c ourt-he ars
Times today - since I have time and the alternative is reading more musings by the usual suspects on woke subjects like David Livingstone.
Motka ( a witness in the beatles trial current in New York, detailing relentlessly cruel treatment by El Shafee et al ) "They came in and started beating and kicking me. They said I was a posh winker because I went to a boarding school."
at this point the judge, Thomas Ellis 81, stopped the trial - "what is a winker?" he asked to laughter in court
Motka: it is a British idiom. Someone who is being a dick.
The Judge - someone who is what?
Motka - a bit of a dick
Judge - 'oh'.
Motka went on to describe what had triggered his first beating.....
Judge asks "what are the Beatles?" again - todays times
the not very good Grauniad article is here
https:/
Times today - since I have time and the alternative is reading more musings by the usual suspects on woke subjects like David Livingstone.
Motka ( a witness in the beatles trial current in New York, detailing relentlessly cruel treatment by El Shafee et al ) "They came in and started beating and kicking me. They said I was a posh winker because I went to a boarding school."
at this point the judge, Thomas Ellis 81, stopped the trial - "what is a winker?" he asked to laughter in court
Motka: it is a British idiom. Someone who is being a dick.
The Judge - someone who is what?
Motka - a bit of a dick
Judge - 'oh'.
Motka went on to describe what had triggered his first beating.....