Sexy Gift................

[Shaglene]

Two guys chatting in a bar.
'My wife keeps hinting about a sexy gift she wants,' one says.
'She said it begins with D and ends in O, and vibrates in a pleasing way.'
'Blimey ,' the second guy gasps.
'Where on earth are you going to find a didgeridoo?'

[Hopkirk]

She meant a digital radio.