Identify

[Gingerbaker]

I identify as a Penguin and a very high earner. Although I am on minimum wage will I have to pay more because of my identity?

[Prudie]

If you identify as that then yes you'll have to pay more. Take it on the chinstrap.

[Mamyalynne]

I am afraid the exemption dont' apply in your case.

[Gingerbaker]

Fantastic, as they say

[rowanwitch]

As a penguin and therefore native of the southern hemisphere you may not have leave to remain in the uk. The plane is waiting to take you to the Falkland islands.

[Ken4155]

Why would anyone want to identify as a chocolate biscuit?

[Buenchico]

As a Penguin, you won't have to pay Income Tax or National Insurance but, being a chocolate biscuit, you'll have to pay VAT at 20%. However if you declare yourself to be a naturist Penguin, discarding the chocolate for a minimum of 6 months in any tax year, you can then live life tax free.

[SIRandyraven]

You will be o.k.
Occupants of mental asylums are income tax exempt.
I read it in the Finance section of the Daily Sport.