P M Qs, Boris Plays Another Blinder........

[ToraToraTora]

..surprisingly not all of them went on about partygate and actually asked some interesting questions. Once again Rodders and Blackbore wasted their chance and got a good slapping from the PM. Like snarling mongrels they were batted aside by the mighty bear. Well done Boris another masterful performance.

[THECORBYLOON]

What's that word again, proportionate?

Should someone driving at 31mph in a thirty-zone be treated the same as someone who has driven at forty half a dozen times in the same zone?

[ynnafymmi]

Bojo broke the same rules he set himself,Wee Burney broke the same rules she set herself.Proportionate doesnt come into the question.Bojo broke his own laws,Burney broke her own laws.

[Peter Pedant]

proportionate - two glasses of champers are worse than one, and much worse ( unless really teenstsy) than proles' drink such as cider

ooh god has to be AB

boris worshippers will be relieved to learn that the idea of proportionality comes from the Human Rights Act
oh oops arent they pledged to repeal that
well thank god the tories dont stick to their pledges phew....

[THECORBYLOON]

Someone breaking the speed limit by a mile an hour is just as bad as someone exceeding it by a third on half a dozen occasions is it?

Fortunately, neither your opinion nor mines matters, the police have investigated the incidents and for one of them, a penalty was issued and more are alleged to be in the pipeline.

[Peter Pedant]

sturgeons real mistake is that she ( by failing to wear the mask) lost the high ground from which she could lecture the evil tories

"and of course it will be heaven on errrrrth when we get independence north of the borrrrder" awa' from the intemperate drunken reeeling tories

[ynnafymmi]

Thanks again for your words of wisdom,Peter.I dont know if you are for Bojo or not.Never mind,have a nice day.

[ynnafymmi]

"independence north of the borrrrder",in the next fifty years,Pete, is as likely as me landing on the planet Venus next month.

[Gromit]

Ouch.

[JimF]

OK, he can talk the talk, just about - problem is he can't walk the walk! What is he doing about it? Is he spearheading another vote of confidence in the government? Of course he isn't. He isn't doing anything other than bluster.

Tony Blair [really] would have had him bang to rights!

[ToraToraTora]

pretty obvious stuff from Rodders, we can all do that, I thought gromit was posting something clever I heard that live yesterday and it took one sentence to crush it into the ground.