Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife said she would leave if I didn't get treatment for my obsession with Neil Diamond.
"I am" I said.

[Canary42]

My wife's leaving me because of my obsession with The Beatles.

H E L P

[mallyh]

Tubbycoats don't feel sorry for me i have a sense of humour which you are lacking .

[LochNessMonster]

Partner left farmer because of his obsession with The Seekers.
He said I'll Never Find Another Ewe