Ask A Silly Question - Just For Fun

[Ken4155]

We've all probably asked stupid questions from time to time but can you think of the silliest question to ask?
Your question should make some sort of sense, ie; can you burn your hand on a hot-plate even when it's switched off?

I'll begin;

When watching tv, if i close my eyes and put my fingers in my ears when the adverts are on, am i saving electric?

Questions please:-)

[Spungle]

On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?

[Smowball]

I love this lol.

[JimF]

How many men were commanded by an Ancient Roman centurion?

[Ken4155]

What would you rather have or an apple?
What would you rather be or a wasp?

[lady-janine]

My OH tells me I shouldn't put the sprinkler on some plants as they don't like being watered from above (evidently I should aim for the soil nearer their roots) but does the rain know this?

[lady-janine]

Jim - I suppose that should be a hundred.

[lady-janine]

Jim - is that a trick question and I think I should be asleep - perhaps I am who can tell.

[JimF]

"I suppose that should be a hundred"

Alas not.

What was the name of the plane in which Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper died?

[jno]

Lady J, it's like a kilobyte not being 1000 bytes. People just make up numbers to annoy other people.

[Smowball]

Why do I insist on wearing perfume every single day when I have ZERO sense of smell lol!?

[THECORBYLOON]

JIM, it had no name.

[jno]

there's an urban myth that it was called American Pie.

[Bazile]

If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it , does it make a sound?

[Spicerack]

//can you burn your hand on a hot-plate even when it's switched off?//

Not stupid. I wish I'd asked it.

[Ken4155]

I was hoping you'd make up some silly questions, folks. Not pub-quiz type trick questions.

Something like;

If the pen is indeed mightier than the sword, how come writing isn't an Olympic sport?