what did i miss?

[bobtheturkey]

seems to have been a bit mad last night on here? i missed it as i had a candlelight dinner with brenda and knocked said candle over onto her causing quite a scene as it connected with her rubberised body , so i had to take her to casualty and endure the strange looks in the a&e department as i held a still smouldering brenda accompanied by that burning rubber smell, the nurses patched her up though so all is well

[lastchance]

you are so funny or so sick not quite sure which one yet!

[dilf]

saved by your quick thinking bob- give yourself a pat on the back. i hope brenda showed her appreciation when you got home

[Agent_Smith]

thats when he was patting her on the back dilf!!!

[Pisceangirl]

Hehehe! Hey bob...if there is permanent damage to Brenda at least you know that plastic surgery is a fisable option! While you're at it you could persuade her to get a boob job too! ;)

[-Zorro-]

have you been sh@gging her too hard...is that how she caught fire

[lilacben]

Please could you name your "thingy" some other name than mine. thankyou. Brenda

[dot.hawkes]

It wasn't that exciting, it was the usual rubbish but it is over now, time to focus on the fottie matches this afternoon.

[crete]

hope BRENDA will not require further treatment , is she in any pain today ?

[naz_nomad]

Bob ...you'te talking complete nonsense ...





I know, because Brenda was with me last night.

[bubbly girly]

was it really THAT busy?