not feeling good..

[Swizz]

ive eaten something and it was gone off. i feel so awful! is there anything i can do to make myself sick? i feel really queasy, but cant make myself sick. salty water didnt work, (i know its gross, but..) sticking fingers down my throat did nothing.
this is a total one off, i just wana get the food out of me, coz its gone off and i think id feel better if i didnt have mouldy food inside me!

[makemesmile]

McFly album....?

No seriously, all I can think of is try drinking a pint of water, then try the fingers-down-the-throat. You need a decent amount of fluid to throw up, if you know what I mean.

And other than salt water, I don't know of any natural emetics. If you were a cat, I'd say grass, but I wouldn't try it on yourself!

[bobtheturkey]

the contents of colin montgomerie's fridge?

[Roughquest]

How about taking some laxative product - but instead of the normal dose take a bit more, it will shove whatever you have eaten through your system quickly - but you may feel dehydrated after - so be warned.

[joanne713]

if you body needed you to be sick it would do it naturally. dont worry and next time read the best before date. What was it anyway? and what was the date?

[China Doll]

Does the fact that Smiley got stars mean that their suggestion was a success? If not, sugar water will usually do it.

[n00dles]

Warm milk with brandy or whiskey in - does the trick!

[Pisceangirl]

Squeeze a lemon on your tongue! The acidic quality will 'remind' your body of the taste of bile, making you wretch and hopefully bring up the bad stuff! :)