Demand For Roundabout To Be Re-Named To Encourage Healthy Eating

[pastafreak]

PETA has their knickers in a twist and want "porkpie" roundabout in Leicester to have a name change. Don't they have anything better to rant about?

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/10/rage-as-vegan-activists-demand-famous-pork-pie-roundabout-is-renamed-17159678/

[aelmpvw]

surely it's a windup?

[Hopkirk]

How do you know someone is a vegan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you!

[aelmpvw]

there are going to be major traffic jams in Birmingham with pasta haters avoiding spaghetti junction . .

.

[Hopkirk]

There's a village in Kent called Ham (it's near Sandwich, I kid you not)

It will have to go.

[gness]

Dave's pork pie hat will have to go too before we visit the UK.

[pimplyteen]

What a load of tosh really

[Canary42]

Conjurors are protesting about Swindon's Magic Roundabout.

[aelmpvw]

PETA are going to be very busy trying to get towns and villages ending in ham renamed . . .

[ToraToraTora]

Perlease!

[Canary42]

Vegans want Liverpool to be renamed Lettucepool.

[Oleanda]

That article says the roundabout has a "distinctly circular shape", don't most roundabouts have that?

[youngmafbog]

Oh dear. The perpetually offended.

[Ken4155]

I think Holmes is a tad worried they'll change it's name before he has a chance to get down there and eat it:-J

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/other/eamonn-holmes-slams-calls-for-pork-pie-roundabout-to-be-renamed-because-vegans-are-upset/ar-AA10y7sf?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=09bcac81549248f7bd67fa95d04c719d

[Bazile]

What's the problem

Just rename it
' reduced calorie roundabout '

Everybody is then happy

[Bazile]

'reduced calorie roundabout '

That should be -

'reduced calorie pork pie roundabout '

[calmck]

There's also a Ham Street

[Arksided]

They should rename it Meatasaurus just to be as annoying as they are

[douglas9401]

There are calls from fans of Family Guy for PETA to change their name to avoid offending a fat cartoon character.

A PETA spokesdrone was unable to reply due to the excessive heat/hessian clothing combo issues.

They were later sacked.

[pastafreak]

Pimplyteen @12:15...is tosh vegan?

[pastafreak]

Bazile @13:13...also "lo cal" and "calorie controlled" might work ;)