My Masseuses, Irina And Ludmilla, Have Offered Me Extra Services.

[sandyRoe]

They're offering to clean my house, cook for me, and be company when I drinking. What are they after?

[emmie]

your dosh perhaps.

[sandyRoe]

Yes, that's what I thought.

[emmie]

perhaps it's time to retire for the night, going on your other post, a clear head is what's needed.

[sandyRoe]

Yes. Good night.

[emmie]

good night, sleep well...

[1ozzy]

I'd have been a tad more optimistic and said it's your highly masculine, virile body that they're lusting for.

[emmie]

oh dear...

[1ozzy]

;-)

[davebro]

whatever - I hope there's a happy ending.

[1ozzy]

Lol Bro, you're worse than me!

[Ken4155]

Entirely your own fault, Sandy. If you hadn't posted that WWTBAM clip, Irina and Ludmilla would have been none the wiser.

[sandyRoe]

I now sport a long white beard. They wouldn't recognize me.
What they do see is an old man on his own.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a lonely old man will be a target for con women.

[Peter Pedant]

wot what-bam den?
I think you should whisper sweet nothings into Loodmilluz ear - in Ukrainian and see what happens

the result may be explosive

[Zacs-Master]

Aaaah, just enjoy it and make some hints about putting them in your will.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that money is a powerful affection affectation inducer.

[Peter Pedant]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a lonely old man will be a target for con women.

no no no

It is a truth universally acknowledged that with lonely old men, the women around him are in need of his fortune

the shakespeare hating mod may well hate Jane ( 'nothing happens, Fanny Burney) Austen