Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

To the person who stole my bed.

I won't rest until I find you.

[mallyh]

you need to get an undercover cop on to this x

[Spicerack]

You should have chaised and cot them before they could trundle it away.

[Patsy33]

Don't stand for this!

[Ken4155]

Heartless thieves! What duvet expect you to sleep in?

[Bazile]

They have got a king size nerve , on em !!

[Canary42]

He took it away in divan.

[aelmpvw]

he's probably done a bunk

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol!

[jno]

you'll have to lie low for a while