I was coming out of supermarket last week, young boys aged about 10 but sauntering about upsetting the baskets out of their stand (this was outside).
I shouted to them - put them back cos somebody will trip over them.
So I (I didn't know them from Adam) said "I'm going to tell your mother". Other wee lad says "oh do you know his mum Vicky" - of course I do, I said. And she lives in Twinbrook - yes of course I know Vicky from Twinbrook. The culprit comes to me and does the jazzy hands, "look at me - I'm shakin, shakin. Absolutely no fear in the young ones today.