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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

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funnygirl | 20:29 Tue 08th Feb 2011 | Jokes
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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated & bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice, & with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up & down, & squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers & then picked up her winnings & her clothes & quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
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Hahah don't think I'd get away with that nowadays.
not so dumb, eh?
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