Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I told my friend I had come to his fancy dress party as a harp.

He said I was too small to be a harp.

I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"

[davebro]

you must be highly strung

[10ClarionSt]

And you're harping on about it?

[Ellipsis]

Time for a sharp exit ...

[Patsy33]

How condescending!
I would have been plucking mad...