Better Than Any Trophy

[tiggerblue10]

https://twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1602026574496268288?t=N83Dj1_HFw81JfW2JJeCRw&s=19

;o)

[douglas9401]

Quick, grab the cat and make the whole thing about our rescue plan.

[douglas9401]

Breaking news!

The entire England football team have successfully pulled off the rescue of specially trained feline operative, Cat R who has been working in the background to influence the price of long-haul flights to destinations previously out of bounds to everday travellers.

"He's raised the bar" said Rishi Sunak, "sadly though not quite high enough."

England may yet invoke a penalty clause.

[ladybirder]

Won't Dave need vet's reports on its health and have to go into isolation for 6 months or something like that. Plus it'll be freezing here. Can you knit him a coat tigger?

[Hopkirk]

He's going to get a bit of a shock with the weather!

[tiggerblue10]

I'm sure the England team earn more than enough to cover the cost of vets, 6 months of isolation and a woolly jumper, LB ;o)

[tiggerblue10]

And he'll probably be an indoor cat.

[anneasquith]

Does it take penalties ?

[jno]

lol

[Hopkirk]

Just don't let Kurt Zouma look after it.

[tiggerblue10]

I wouldn't let Kurt Zouma near any animal.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, doooogie, I’m got your Cat R joke.

[Mozz71]

LB The report I read said Dave the cat is off to the vets first when he lands, and then has a four month quarantine to serve before he goes to his new home.