Are You The Answerbank Nostradamus

[rowanwitch]

As far fetched as you like... I will put it in my diary to check this time next year.
1. One of the world's big 10 volcanoes will erupt
2. Ukrainian president assassinated
3. Another country will leave the EU
4. Death of Cliff Richard
5 scandal involving a major uk politician ...and a same sex affair

[Canary42]

1. The Tory Party will appoint a new leader.
2. The Labour Party will not appoint a new leader.
3. The Green Party will win a by-election.
4. King Charles and Queen Camilla will separate.
5. Hopkirk will post a funny joke.

[Hopkirk]

Now you're just being ridiculous

[Peter Pedant]

repeats of what has gone before
1. one went bang a few months ago ( or years)
2. was tried Feb 2022 - Mme Zelenska - ar zay shootink at us - - yes ma'am
3 - one has already left ( yeah weak I know)
4. Looks dead to kick off - ow! not mimzy ! sozza
5. Deputy speaker - the fella didnt complain, a third party did.

God I cant think of any
1.Europe - negotiated peace - and everone will say this peace has just put off the next Russian campaign for ten years
2.Trump will be screwed for tax fraud. Biden will not run again. Trump will be in a position to do a Farage or Boris
3. Cliff will die and no one will notice for a few weeks
4.Major Westminster bubble scandal and men oop north will complain - "this is about a packet of soggy chips put on expenses isnt it?" but no one will understand them

[Peter Pedant]

Hopkirk will post a funny joke.

hopkirk: well not on this thread, youre doing a good enough job already!
canary - that's not funny!
Hoppie - OK, there was this Canary, and somone shot it, the end!

ABers piddle in their pants and roar with laughter
and take another swig of the New Year hard stuff

[andres]

1---The influx of travellers from China will set off
another Covid surge.
2---More lockdowns.
3---Big increase in homeless people.
4---Grammar schools will come back.
5---Young couple will have sextuplets (naturally)
6---Some medicines will become more difficult to get.
7--- The EU will collapse.

[Peter Pedant]

Hmm we are not being Nostra-damussy enough

1. Someone will die in office - half the worlds population are torn between thinking a tea lady will die in AN office, or Putin
2. Modern gold will be found in Rome - this is a choice between Romanov gold - bribes for Russian officials - or an unexpected buried hoard found in Turkey - new Rome.
3. The birds will gather in flight
Drones over Ukraine obvious one. OR.... the heads of state fly to the Pope funeral
4. Whispers over Leman - no that was a real one, League of Nations yapping besides Lake Lucerne - i will let others continue
whilst I enjoy a prophetic sleep

[ichkeria]

I think the idea another country will leave the EU is pure fantasy

Won’t happen

[royfromaus]

ABers will (actually I doubt it really) be able to differentiate between 'Covid Deniers' and people who think the vaccine was ***.

What integrity has the vaccine got left?
Cling on to the 'it stops you getting COVID as bad as you would have got it if you were not jabbed to death' because that is the only thing it and its believers can spout now.

[ichkeria]

Bizarre

[Peter Pedant]

Nostradamus he thay
if you have juice of gold elixir ( er vaccine that is) and the old covid mortality was 20% - or 20 000 per hundred thou - and today it is 31 ( per hundred thou)

then elictheer probably work -

confucius he thay: 1000 more daughters is 2000 hands to scrub floors !

[ichkeria]

In fact 3 minutes ago a other country joined the Eurozone :-)

[royfromaus]

ichkeria
Bizarre
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[Ken4155]

1. Night will follow day.
2. Monday will follow Sunday.
3. Blackburn Rovers will not win promotion.
4. If still alive this time next year, Cliff will release an Xmas song.
5. I will learn to play at least one tune on the guitar.