// would only ask for a small donation //
I am somewhat bemused that you would care to approach me in the first place. Since I am the least likely person to give your church a penny.
My first plea to all men and women who care to hear me is this, "Don't get into debt".
Starve and go to heaven. Get another job and double your tithe. Hold a car boot sale and sell cream teas and cake. Ask the Pastor to take a cut in their stipend. Such measures would indeed be a benediction. In fact, do anything but shake and rattle your tin at me.
It bewilders me why pious people should choose to keep churches they can no longer pay for and furthermore maintain.
Can you not preach and pray behind a hedge or in a sandpit. A coalbunker even?
Of all the religious sects and believers - Spiritualists, Those who venerate the Moon, Feather idolators, Pagans, Stone Circle Supplicants , David Icke Devotees, Fire and Log Worshippers and all other Mumbo Jumbo, yours, the evangelical set, is the most objectionable!
These days one cannot walk into a grave yard without being accosted by an elderly parishioner, only too keen to tell you the roof is falling in, or the lead was stolen on a stormy night. And if that be the case, tell your God to steer the rain clouds around his house or direct a lightning bolt at those perps who would dare take the Plumbum.
Let me assure you my charitable nature extends far and wide, but not so far as to reach God's House!
I know you mean well, but any further appeal from your good self will fall on deaf ears.
Have a good day.