I think I must have gone wrong somewhere because, apparently, I am Tommy DeVito, which is slightly worrying as I don't have a penis or balls. (I'm sorry. I think I'll have to do the test again.) :-D
I'm Jack Torrence [whoever that is] from "The Shining" [whatever that is]. From the picture which I was shown, I recognise him as the one who famously said "Here's Johnny", but I only know that from seeing it on film extract compliation programmeas, and I know nothing about the character or the film otherwise. So I think I'd prefer to stick with my original answer: I'm bernardo.