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Good Morning Early Birds
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Good Monday morning all..hope you are in fine fettle and raring to go xx
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Okay - the coffee and a DT beckons, so have a good one all.....it's why they call it 'long covid' - I'll get me coat but not before:
A man walks into a pub and goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"
Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.
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A man walks into a pub and goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"
Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.
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Morning-ish Birdies. Was up early, but taking "she who must be obeyed" into the office for some training. Haha. Glad to see you back Minty and hope you are well. I was going to "try and find out about you" and how you were too this morning, having tried not to bother you whilst you were poorly. Haven't read through the thread yet so if answering means repeating yourself then don't. X
