Custard

[jazzyjen]

Just had another fun argument with the other half.
I say custard should be a pouring sauce whereas he wants it to be thick enough to stand the spoon up and dollop in a thick stodge! Please tell me I am right.

[zebo]

.028 miles per hour, that's the speed at which another non-Newtonian fluid, Heinz ketchup, has to leave the bottle, lying flat, to meet the company's standards.

[Hopkirk]

Shake oh shake the ketchup bottle.
None will come, and the alot'll.

[Hopkirk]

... then alot'll.