Abnormal Service Had Been Resumed.

[douglas9401]

It's for your own good y'know.

[jno]

how enigmatic

[douglas9401]

A variation on a theme.

[Tilly2]

Oh, What's afoot?

[Tilly2]

...and don't say that thing on your leg end.

[DTCwordfan]

Does AB have a normal service? If so, tell us where.....

[naomi24]

Please leave feet out of it. That’s a sore subject.

[Tilly2]

Sorry, Naomi.

[DTCwordfan]

A limerick to Naomi's feet...now this is abnormal!

There’s nothing an ABer won’t do
For Naomi controlling and true
Our loss is her gain
So we pour the champagne
Which we drink from the sole of her shoe

[naomi24]

Haha! You'd have trouble drinking from the saucy little peep toe number I'm currently wearing, DTC.

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[Tilly2]

What have you done, Naomi?

[naomi24]

Injured my ankle, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

Ouch!

[DTCwordfan]

strapped up then?

[naomi24]

And not least by Douglas’s mysterious OP.

[douglas9401]

I could expand but I'd have to delete you.

[jno]

ah, has someone or something been deleted?

Just hitch up your left trouser leg for "Yes".*

*Or kilt

[THECORBYLOON]

Hitching up his kilt is asking for trouble...or sympathy...

[douglas9401]

No sympathy needed since the weather's warming up.