The Malteser Club

[Vagus]

How do you eat yours?
I put three in my mouth at a time, suck all the chocolate off, then crunch up the insides.
I find one isn’t enough, two sometimes is sufficient but three is the optimum (or should that be optimal?) for complete malteser satisfaction.
I like them at room temperature, not from the fridge. Other half always puts any chocolate thing in the fridge…why??

[Vagus]

They must be the best thing to come out of Slough..

[pastafreak]

I've had the dark chocolate ones. I prefer them as not so sickly sweet. But I eat only dark chocolate anyway.
I can only get small packs as an occasional treat...I'll gobble up any that are not contained.

[Giggsie]

This post brings me back many years. I remember two young girls at my work would try and see how many Maltesers they could get in their mouth at one go. Well one of the girls choked maltesers flying everywhere from her mouth. We all got quite a fright too.

[rowanwitch]

Fridge, makes it easier to nibble the chocolate off, one at a time, only buy the little bags

[david small]

One lonely night in the security office I ate an entire large box of Maltesers. For years everyone gave them for birthday, Christmas etc. Now they are banned from my face.

[jackthehat]

Mrs JtH was given a box of Maltesers as a gift. Unfortunately, it had to sit, unattended, in our car for a couple of hours....
Later on, shaking the box provided a 'thunk' rather than a 'rattle'...and on inspection, the box consisted of a slab of chocolate with many half-globes of honeycomb. Divvying it up was better than pouring out the individual balls. :o)

[cashier]

I love dark chocolate but strangely doesn't work with Maltesers. For me there was no sweet taste and it tasted like something was missing. I buy the fun bags because I would just eat them otherwise. Sometimes bought a box for £1 not that long ago and was stunned when same box went up to £2.25 last December.

[roopower]

One of my favourites along with Aero mint bubbles and Cadburys fruit and nut. Definitely a one at a time person, make them last as long as possible.