Having read this report, I thought it impossible that Robert Jenrick could be a parent but, according to Wikipedia, I'm wrong. (He's got three daughters).
Erm, it certainly gives out a mixed message to the dinghy people; welcome to Disneyland isn't what we should be promoting when we're trying to curb immigration. Totally inappropriate for an asylum centre.
'Lone children' could be given a 'Mickey's Bumper Book Of Fun' by reception centre staff before sending them back where they came from if it would salve the conscience of the bleeding hearts.