one liners

[mike42]

hi all like to hear your fav one line put downs.

[newtron]

If I wanted any sh*t from you, I I'd sqeeze your head.

[ianess]

Sorry.......for "fat" read "drunk". I'll go back to sleep now.

[bluevern]

homer simpson,,,well marg im not going to lie to you,,,,,,,,,,,,,(and he walks off),,,,,oh one of mine,,yr so ugly when you went to london zoo the monkeys threw peanuts at you,,,,,and it cost �15 to get you out,,,,,,and yr so ugly it looked like yr mum had a affair with red rum.......you got so many spots on ya face a blind man could read ya,,,,when you were born the nurse slaped ya dad,,,,,

[tiger628]

well i have a couple, nO. 1 FOR A STUPID PERSON: is that your brain or are you breaking it in for an idiot. No2 for people that i may argue with : the best part of you went down your mothers leg.... Enjoy

[candybar]

i like a line out of my family. when you want to get away from someone boring, say i'd love to spend more time here with you having this witty conversation, but frankly i havnt got the time, and you havnt got the wit. =)

[JonOfLondon]

Postdog, your response to that girl should have been, “Sorry, I hadn’t realised you were only beautiful on the outside!”

[BBWCHATT]

It is impossible to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[kaztuz]

From 80's film Gleaming the Cube with Christian Slater - "If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd teach it to walk backwards"