What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Done By Accident?

[Bobbisox1]

And wished the ground would swallow you up?
When I was on Customer Service in BHS we had a tyrant of a Manager , I think she hated herself never mind the staff , she would bark orders at you in her NI accent one lunchtime she was sat opposite me across a table ,she was doing the Times crossword and I was eating a pre-made salad , I bit into a cherry tomato and the contents zoomed across to her, dripped on her crossword and ran down the side of her nose, you could have heard a pin drop, some even left the table to stop their giggling :0(

[Bobbisox1]

Some corkers here , mine pales into insignificance :0)

[Barsel]

Ah Arky, I bet that's happened to loads of people although not necessarily in WH Smiths.
Well done for dealing with it, I wouldn't have a clue what to do.

[Arksided]

Needless to say the next day I did mention what really happened when asked where I disappeared to.

[Arksided]

*didn't

[zebo]

Not the worst but more amusing, in the 6th Form I dropped my pen and bent to pick it up and my hair wrapped round the button of the teacher's jacket which was, sadly, fastened. I was too embarrassed to use my hands to free it as my head was wedged near his crotch area, he was only about 25 and was just as embarrassed, Eventually a friend managed to free me, despite helpful suggestions from some of the boys that I should 'cop a feel'!

[Bobbisox1]

Haha Zebo , hilarious

[ToraToraTora]

I remember some of my fellow tech support guys went to Dallas for some sort of tech exchange and of course they were taken out on the town and ended up in a lap dancing club. When they got back to the Dallas office the next day we had a conference call with all the management etc about what they'd supposed to be doing work wise. Well I didn't initially realise it was a conference call and I first spoke to one of the guys I've know for years and blurted out something along the lines of....."how was the strip bar?".... and the phone went silent for a pause that seemed like forever and finally he said, "Hi *****, I'lll take you off speaker phone shall I?" and in the back ground I could hear a lot of giggling!

[fraser]

got married!!!

[DTCwordfan]

there was a lovely story in HK when I was there - the Trading VP for Chase Manhattan on his floor and asked by his Chinese secretary over the floor intercom to take an incoming phone call, 'Miss Susie from Bangkok wants you....'

The floor stopped, giggles and all.

He went to the phone - it was a call from First Suisse Bancorp......