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Speeding Elephant.

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William51 | 23:09 Sun 13th Aug 2023 | Jokes
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Seen on the Two Ronnies TV programme. - An elephant has just done a ton on the motorway and police advise to drive with caution and treat it as a roundabout.
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I once worked for a circus circumcising elephants. The pay was lousy but the tips were bigger
04:24 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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Did you get that off Rondy?
23:40 Sun 13th Aug 2023
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No. I remembered it myself.
01:08 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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Love it !!
02:39 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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As the leper said to the prostitute “keep the tip”
04:30 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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That doesn't even make any sense.
06:28 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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Ozzy Mi ol' love spud... I sometimes live on the Darkside. That's what you get being awake at silly am.
09:34 Mon 14th Aug 2023

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