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Another Doctor Joke
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A woman goes to see her doctor.
"Doctor", she says, "I've got a terrible problem. I can't stop farting. However, they aren't too bad, since they don't make a noise, nor do they smell. In fact, I've farted 6 times since I've been here."
"OK", says the Doctor, "here's a prescription, come and see me tomorrow."
She turns up the following day.
"Doctor, it's even worse. Whenever I fart now, they make a noise."
"Ok", says the Doctor, "Now I've sorted your hearing out, here's a prescription to sort your sense of smell out."
"Doctor", she says, "I've got a terrible problem. I can't stop farting. However, they aren't too bad, since they don't make a noise, nor do they smell. In fact, I've farted 6 times since I've been here."
"OK", says the Doctor, "here's a prescription, come and see me tomorrow."
She turns up the following day.
"Doctor, it's even worse. Whenever I fart now, they make a noise."
"Ok", says the Doctor, "Now I've sorted your hearing out, here's a prescription to sort your sense of smell out."
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