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It's World Coconut Day

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DTCwordfan | 09:33 Sat 02nd Sep 2023 | Jokes
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according to the BBC Saturday Kitchen.

Time for the jokes then?

What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut? A Bounty hunter.

What’s the difference between one parrot and two? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.

Did you hear about the person who could predict the future by looking at a coconut tree? She’s a palm reader.

When you cross a coconut with a snake, you get copra.

I accidentally spilled a coconut milk based curry on my patella, but just a small amount. It was only a Thai knee issue
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Why did the coconut not attend the ballet?
It was afraid of the Nutcracker.
6 coconuts went to the local fayre but why didn't the seventh one go?

It was a little shy..
The President of France has published a recipe for a new dessert with coconut and pasta
It’s Macron’s macaroon macaroni macaron

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