You would abolish / send to room 101 if you ruled the world.
My top ten would be:
1. Hollyoakes
2. Ready salted crisps
3. All religion
4. Council Tax
5. Chunky heels
6. Exposed midriffs (except in the case of swimwear)
7. Starting a sentence with "so"
8. More than one anti-Tory post on public forums per month (daily posts would result in incarceration)
9. My next door neighbours' campervan
10. Prescriptions of simple analgesia that can be bought for pennies in supermarkets