Things A Mother In Law Shouldn’t See

[Bobbisox1]

On holiday my son in law wore these very tight skin hugging grey shorts that were reminiscent of what George Michael wore in 🎶Wake me up before you go-go 🎶

he was peering over the terrace one moonlit night when my daughter exclaimed ' M , your 'bits are hanging out' hands covered my eyes ....

turns out he was wearing shorts belonging to my daughter , how he got into a size 14-16  in the first place we will never know, he's 6-2 and weighs at least 16 stone , she couldn't find them and thought perhaps she hadn't brought them, that's until she did her holiday washing this weekend ,there they were 😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

[Ellipsis]

Bits hanging out is never a good look, whether giving or receiving!!! I hope you won't scarred for life ...

[Bobbisox1]

I saw him in a different light after that Ellipses 🙈

[LadyCG]

Did you reach for the brain bleach aka Grey Goose?

[Bobbisox1]

Smelling salts then the GG Lcg 😂

[Ellipsis]

🤢

[Buenchico]

I must learn to scan read things better (or, alternatively, to cease 'scan reading' altogether).  I failed to notice the 'r' in 'peering' when I first read your post!

[roopower]

So did I chico, I really must be more careful - or perhaps I've seen things in my past that have blurred my eyesight. I remember being told if I looked at certain things I'd go blind! 

[Peter Pedant]

I missed the /r/ in peering, ( er over the balcony) and I was going to say it is like the Russell Brand stuff - if you dont like it -  dont look

( actually leddy on R4 said - "thre is an off-switch that I tend to use when Russell brand comes on")

[Peter Pedant]

it is context: the most likely preceding word before 'over' is pee, not peek, preen, prem etc  proem, pice