it's not the yanks I'm worried about, it's our rulers in Brussels..
latest EU diktat ....
English will be the official language of the EU., not German which was the other option.
As part of the negotiations, the UK government has agreed to change the spelling of a few words to ease the transition. This transition will take place over a period of five years, and will then be known as Euro-English.
In the first year, the "s" will replace the soft "c". This will please sivil servants.
The hard "c" will be replaced by "k". This should klear konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
In the sekond year there will be publik enthusiasm when the "ph" will be replased with "f"..this will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In year 3, publik akseptanse of the new spelling will reach the stage when more komplikated changes may be possible.
Governments will be able to enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to korrekt speling.
Everyone will agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgracful and should be dropd.
By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps to replas "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordz kontaining "ou" and after ze fifz yer ve vil hav a komon styl of language.
Zer vil be no mor difikult or vords zat kud be mizunderstud in ze EU.
Avter al zis, ve vil al be speaking ze zame language, az waz
ze dream in ze first plas.