What the worst lie you've ever been told?

[De-Niro]

My uncle recently went to spain and i asked if he could bring me some cigaretts back. On return, my uncle advised me that there were no cigarettes in spain or at the airport!

Whats the worst lie you have ever been told?

[nat_84]

That Santa wasn't real.... :o(

[Agent_Smith]

i once got told that a woman i had sex with was having my baby, this went on for ages until the child was 6 months old, anyway, as an old fashioned kinda bloke i thought " if it is my kid i will do the right thing" so i arranged a visit to go and see the baby, the woman who was VERY pretty with beautiful blue eyes and strawberry blonde hair met me and i looked at the baby........................who was black??????

to this day she still tells everyone she is mine and everyone laughs at her??

ps.......... i offered to have a dna test but she refused and also has never ever chased me for money!!!

[Goodsoulette]

lol..to be honest its normally me doing the lying, or truth concealing.

I would have to go with my Mum and Dad telling me that GEorge Michael was at the door for me, and they wouldnt let me go (I was 6 at the time).

[ELVIS68]

My wife said at the altar that she`d obey me...pah!

[dayoff]

ifmy mum said you couldnt ware braces out side without them being covered or else you would be arrested still cant walk about without them being covered at 43