pratical joke help

[dumbass]

my friend keeps playing pratical jokes at the factory i work at, has anybody got any good revenge tricks we can play on him, he has a good sence of humour so dont hold back.

[Ethel]

Cover the toilet pan with cling film.

[dot.hawkes]

If he is playing practical jokes whilst at work he is danger of being disciplined by his line manager for harassment and bullying in the modern working environment, tell him that seriously and see how he laughs then.: )

[Tha-Flash]

When it's his birthday hire him a stripper and make it a guy. Let him think it's a women but when some dude comes out he will be gutted lol.

[*ALFIE*]

kill the b****red

[kelbillug]

Couple of things my dad has done in the past.....

A friend of his was moving and hiring movers. The night before he called her up and said there was a truck drivers strike going on and that there would be no one to drive the truck. He said she can have the truck, but would have to have someone licensed to drive it. This joke could only work if he's moving anytime soon.

Another thing my dad did to someone....a group of colleagues often went in on combined lottery tickets every week. When my dad bought the tickets, he somehow managed to get an extra 10 inches or so of the lottery paper they use. He used the old dot matrix printer (this was MANY years ago) and created a 'winning' ticket that night after the numbers were drawn. The next day at work, one of the guys asked if he had checked the lottery numbers yet. My dad said 'oh no, i haven't had time...why don't you do it' and handed him the fake ticket. The guy went ballistic with excitement. I don't know how long they let him believe it......

Just a couple things that might spark some ideas for you.

[flip-flop]

The lottery practical 'joke' was no joke - that is just evil and not in the slightest bit funny.

That's just my opinion, but if somebody did that to me I'd knock them into the middle of next week.

[Whickerman]

here's an evil one - get them to ask a friend about the story in the paper about their mum winning the regional ballroom dance comps, then their reply should be '******* - you know my mum's been in a wheelchair since the accident'. And keep a straight face and keep it up for hours. It's a blinder.

[shineybomb]

I've played a few office ones but you might not use any of these things in a factory...worth a try though

Take the ball out of his/her computer mouse - its funny watching them banging it on the desk while you try not to laugh

Tape down the button under the phone handset and then ring them. They pick up the receiver and it keeps ringing. Or you stick the whole receiver to the phone and when they pick it up, the whole phone comes with it.

Phoning pretending to be an angry customer is good fun.

Classic old ones: stick note on his back - kick me, that sort of childish thing. Salt in his tea/coffee instead of sugar.

Put a copy of a gay mag inside his newspaper to fall out in the tea room or mock up a picture of him

[chappazhead]

laxative in tea/coffie then watch him **** himself its a blinder