Heaving Up A Hip And Breaking Wind.

[sandyRoe]

I did that, without thinking, in company of some friends.  Would such behaviour be accepted if I were to be invited to dine with the king?

[Buenchico]

😀

https://www.politico.eu/article/joe-biden-fart-cop26-royal-family-camilla/

[sandyRoe]

Well, if the leader of the free world can do it, why not me?

[jno]

only if you're Camilla

[Old_Geezer]

Probably obligatory.

[anneasquith]

Sandy, it wouldn't be acceptable in my home , . ,!!

[jno]

this from John Aubrey

“The Earle of Oxford, making his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his return the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd My Lord, I had forgot the Fart.”

[netibiza]

I now have no choice of where or when. It just happens!

[juliecarlstan]

You guys must be fun!

[sandyRoe]

We're a gas.  :-)

[netibiza]

...or just old farts!!

[rowanwitch]

Everyone farts , there will probably be staff in waiting who the king can blame but  don't draw attention to it by apologising.  If you follow through best to avoid sitting down as the upholstery fabric will have cost a fortune.

[sandyRoe]

Anneasquith ,

If I was in your home I'd be on my best behaviour.

[anneasquith]

I know you would Sandy, 😏