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What's The Problem With Meat Products Being Mentioned In Songs?
The fairy Tale of New York, one of favourites but they seem to have changed the words and ruined it.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.On the first day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the second day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the third day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the fourth day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Four naked birds
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the fifth day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Five mince pies
Four naked birds
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
then:
Six geese a-roasting
Seven swans a-steaming
Eight maids a-milking Nine steaks frying Ten chops a-marinading
Eleven Piper-Maris piping
and
Twelve ABers a-grumbling
let's try a reformat of that:
On the first day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the second day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the third day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the fourth day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Four naked birds
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
On the fifth day of Christmas
My AB love sent to me:
Five mince pies
Four naked birds
Three guinea fowls
Two turtle soups and
A partridge cooked in red wine
then:
Six geese a-roasting
Seven swans a-steaming
Eight maids a-milking
Nine steaks frying
Ten chops a-marinading
Eleven Piper-Maris piping
and
Twelve ABers a-grumbling
When I was a nipper only six months old
My Mother and my Father, too
They didn't know what to wean me on
They were in a dreadful stew
They thought of tripe, they thought of steak
Or a little bit of old cod roe
I said, "Pop round to the old cook-shop
And I tell ya what'll make me grow"
Boiled beef and carrots
Boiled beef and carrots
That's the stuff for your 'darby-kell'
Makes you fat and it keeps you well
Don't live like vegetarians
On food they give to parrots
Blow out your kite
From morn' till night
On boiled beef and carrots
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