My Geography Is A Bit Rubbish But...

[nicebloke1]

Will Santa have to fly anywhere near the Suez Canal. I was thinking alone the lines of him being shot down.

[nicebloke1]

along ^^

[Buenchico]

Fortunately, there aren't any missiles which are capable of shooting down a tiny target moving at 4.7 million km/h:
https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-fast-would-father-christmas-have-to-fly-to-visit-every-child-in-the-world

[Buenchico]

There are, of course, other hazards along Santa's journey 😺

https://postimg.cc/5jfwfDZ2

[nicebloke1]

14.32 Does that include the time to drop off at maccies take away.

[ladybirder]

14.38 Very funny Chris. xx

[Buenchico]

^^^ I've heard, NB1, that Santa's got a contract with Deliveroo to deliver fast food along with the prezzies 😊

[fiveleaves]

Santa got through WW2 ok. Not many Christian children in that area, so he wont have to stay there long

[Atheist]

fivleaves. Does Santa only give presents to children with christian parents?

[fiveleaves]

Well those that celebrate Christmas anyway. How long before animal rights activists put a stop to this as his reindeer would need to consume a phenomenal amount of calories to provide the energy for the noght's work

[retrocop]

Any Christian infant who gets splattered over a font with fear of being dropped in it and drowning by a half possed  Holy Father ,attends Sunday School,and attends Communion classes deserves all the rewards Santa dishes out. The rest can seek what Mr Allah has to offer them in Martyrdom.

[jourdain2]

Here, here retrocop!

[jourdain2]

Atheist - actually when I taught in a 98% Muslim school in Bradford (until 2001) the kids were very keen on Christmas - especially when one year it followed one of the Eids.  They got double presents.... dont forget that Jesus  (Isa) is regarded as a holy prophetin Islam.

Happy Christmas.